{"product_id":"i-don-t-wanna-canvas-tote-funny-minimalist-cotton-shopper","title":"I Don’t Wanna Canvas Tote — Funny Minimalist Cotton Shopper","description":"This cotton canvas tote carries a dry, confident sense of humor without sacrificing practicality. The heavy 12 oz canvas holds its shape and resists sagging, so the bag stays neat whether it’s loaded with groceries, a stack of books, or weekend essentials. Flat-corner construction keeps the profile slim—easy to slide under a bike seat or tuck into a locker—while reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder and stand up to repeated use. The minimalist monochrome graphic reads like a small, sarcastic statement for errands, commutes, campus life, or casual outings. It’s a reliable, low-fuss companion for people who prefer functional design with a little attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":50493879550208,"sku":"93836246871083900676","price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/0720\/1792\/files\/7322398429065715234_2048.jpg?v=1790889881","url":"https:\/\/idontwanna.ca\/products\/i-don-t-wanna-canvas-tote-funny-minimalist-cotton-shopper","provider":"I Don’t Wanna Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}