{"product_id":"i-dont-wanna-tie-novelty-necktie-patterned-professional-humor-tie","title":"I Don't Wanna Tie Novelty Necktie — Patterned Professional Humor Tie","description":"This necktie carries a playful, slightly rebellious spirit for professionals who prefer a touch of humor in their wardrobe. The repeated \"I Don't Wanna\" logo reads like an inside joke shared between colleagues during long meetings and early-morning commutes. It folds and drapes like a classic tie but announces a mood—wry, honest, and a little tired of formality. Wear it to lighten the tone in the boardroom, to break the ice at networking events, or to bring a grin to a weekday routine. The satin-like finish gives a subtle sheen that keeps the look polished while the lightweight polyester feels smooth against the collar. Small details such as the V-shaped end and keeper loop keep the silhouette tidy, so the message stays the focus.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Soft satin finish with subtle sheen\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 3.10 oz\/yd² (105 gsm) fabric\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with V-shaped end and keeper loop\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not wash\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":48696362926336,"sku":"27384692749455796331","price":25.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/0720\/1792\/files\/7162663876157320099_2048.jpg?v=1778283700","url":"https:\/\/idontwanna.ca\/products\/i-dont-wanna-tie-novelty-necktie-patterned-professional-humor-tie","provider":"I Don’t Wanna Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}